i like showing ppl this picture because they’re just like like jESUS HOW DO YOU LOOK JUST LIKE BOTH YOUR PARENTS

i look like i just fell out of my dad’s butt, honestly.

we’re going to buy every single fat skirt from goodwill

iT MIGHT BE A LITTLE CHILLY OUT FOR THIS DRESS

dresses with pockets, livin’ the dream

just need to periodically remind the world that i own this

; 3;

also i am adorable

i don’t know what these trees are but they smell like tuna and it makes me so mad

also i’ve had this shirt for literally a decade, am i ever going to let it go

i’m going to wear these train conductor shorts for the rest of my life sry